Breakfast and Failing

Every day I put on a fabulous smile,oh, and some clothes, then went to wake the kids early enough so that they could eat a good breakfast before school. And I mean a good home cooked breakfast.French Toast was the menu, and sometimes pancakes. We know because our government tells us,thus it's true that kids who eat a good breakfast do better in school. So every single day I made breakfast, year after year after year. I'm calling the health nuts out on this, because if the breakfast helped, I hate to imagine how horrible it could have been without breakfast.There, I said it, I failed at getting my kids through school.Or I can blame the kids because actually they failed,. My point for today is, don't sweat the breakfast crap, Buy them a box of pop tarts, you'll gain 45 minutes extra sleep every morning.